What was the plan?

Icefarmer immolates reviews New Moon.

Tarantino reminds the world that Nazi's aren't people.

Icefarmer makes his triumphant return by surviving an entire Michael Bay film.

Sometimes, I think our culture has forgotten the definition of the word "funny".

Behold, the literary tale of a company based on evil. And stock options. And evil.

My abusive relationship with the movie industry, despite my better judgment, continues.

By the end I was praying for a victorian-era monster to kill me.

The english language is insufficient to describe how much I hate these movies.

A Monkeys With Typewriters public service announcement.

Another Voice oldie.Surprisingly, more than a series of insipid pregnant jokes.

Does it hit the mark? Originally printed in the Yorktown High School newspaper, The Voice, to which I regularly contribute.