Kharn the Betrayer is an inspiring model for all our children to follow. If we all strove to emulate this psychotic, treacherous killing machine, we would be better off as a society.

The more squeamish among you might be put off by this idea. One may find it difficult to see the benefit of more chain-axe wielding Chaos advocates going politely from door to door, collecting BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, alongside charitable donations. Questions arise, such as "What is wrong with you?", "Please make the pain stop", and "Why would you do this". The answer is simple.

Kharn stands for something. Killing. Maiming. Burning.

The average man stands for nothing. Another paycheck. The next meal. A faster car. He might as well never have existed.

A life spent steadfastly gathering SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE means infinitely more than one spent in a dull void. The average name barely lasts a generation. Kharn’s innumerable victims will remember him forever.

I want you to do something for me. Turn off the computer and leave your pornography and social networking behind. Turn off the television and free yourself from the sitcoms and reality television. Turn around and pick up the sharpest object in the room. And wherever you are, no matter what the situation, breathe deeply, kick down the nearest door, and bellow to the world:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

A true role model.