Here comes the new king, same as the old king.

The bodies fall like rain.

I think I've given the actual comic the poorest review.

Surely I'm the first to mock the gaming industry on the internet.

Presenting the future of rolling dice in basements.

The inevitable.

Hey, a review! Remember when I did those?

He came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and ran all out of gum.

A motivational essay about dedication and role models that every child should read.

Blizzard steals more of our lives and wallets.

A glimpse into the mind of every gamer's favorite marksman.

It began as a simple English assignment. It ended as a concept for what would simultaneously be the greatest and worst video game in human history.