Ocean City 2By Dennard "Hyperion" Dayle |
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You may recall that I crafted this magical experience about a month ago. In order to shamelessly stall as I complete the last segment of Siege Reloaded, I've decided to craft a second tour through the wonderful world of t-shirts marketed towards the legally retarded. I always thought this phrase only existed in bad sitcoms. Once again, I’ve been proven wrong. Idiot by definition. “Egad, this is no gas pump at all, but a phallus! I’ve been had!” “My trust in sandwiches has been betrayed as well! When will the deception end?” Refreshingly direct. I cry when idiots procreate. What, you couldn’t find a way to make Wikipedia sound vaguely sexual? I get the feeling this shirt only comes in large. Deer are the serial killers of the woods, after all. I think in this case I'll hate the player and not the game. Now I know what happens when copyright infringement, alcoholism, and disposable income collide. That’s right kids, a single rosary in Columbine High School is all that would have been necessary to turn their guns into loaves of bread and fish. 5/26/2010 |
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