It’s midterms week and I have a five class semester, meaning at the moment I’m legally insane. In fact, last night I woke up without a shirt with “Skulls for the Skull Throne” written on the wall in human blood. Thusly, I shall be unable to make juvenile jokes about Norman Osborn’s haircut in a timely manner, and will have to delay any substantial update to Friday.

I shall not, however, leave you with nothing. I’m well aware that a week without my words is a grave national tragedy. To help you cope, I’ve created a four point relief plan. Think of it as the New New New Deal.

First off, here’s a link to my latest Tiger Magazine bit.

Second off, I should be able to pull Icefarmer out of his cave to write something. Most likely involving Avatar puns.

Next, you should watch and rewatch this Iron Man 2 trailer until your eyes melt like ice cream left in the sun. It’s more pleasing than an eighteen year old waitress with low self-esteem.

And finally, the fourth and most important point: your patience shall be rewarded with a twenty page Siege Reloaded installment this weekend. Isn’t that nice? Kennedy and Obama have nothing on my beneficence.

3/8/2010