Horace sober, Juvenal drunk.
Dennard Dayle
Sees No Evil
Role: Founder, Head Writer, Supervillain
Known Aliases: Blind Monkey, D-Day, Britannica
Bio: Dennard Dayle is a part-time satirist and full time megalomaniac. When he isn’t writing about drowning half the population, he bboys and edits the text of mediocre comic books. He has a hate-hate relationship with Princeton University, where he graduated from the department of English in June.
Required Reading: Darkclaw vs Modern Art, Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2013
Sam Lagow
Speaks No Evil
Role: Writer, Bad Influence
Known Aliases: Mute Monkey, Gerard Grayson, Shanmu
Bio: The second writer to join the team, Sam Lagow is an expert at pretending to be an expert. Currently a junior at Purchase College’s Department of Literature, where he studies the skills essential to his future purge of My Little Pony’s fanbase.
Required Reading: The Cynic’s Guide to Comic Book Movies: DC/Vertigo, Mute Monkey Mission Statement 2013
Contact: Twitter
Josh Crawford
Hears No Evil
Role: Writer, Herald of the Old Ones
Known Aliases: Deaf Monkey
Bio: The third musketeer, Josh Crawford specializes in madness, media commentary, and madness. Currently studying Creative Writing at Hunter College, until he gets bored.
Required Reading:Deaf Monkey Mission Statement 2013,The Horror, The Horror: A Cursory Glance at the Pratfalls of Modern Horror Video Games
Contact: Twitter, Smoke signals.
I’m a freshman at Princeton. Just discovered this. It’s awesome. But where are people like this at Princeton? It’s like I’m in some kind of apocalypse movie, where you never totally see the other bands of survivors but you know they’re out there from signs they leave along the route. Except instead of survivors, I’m looking for video game fans/comic book geeks. I’m fucking Will Smith right now. Here’s my first radio broadcast.