Horace sober, Juvenal drunk.
Sees No Evil
Role: Founder, Head Writer, Supervillain
Known Aliases: Blind Monkey, D-Day, Britannica
Bio: Dennard Dayle is a part-time satirist and full time megalomaniac. When he isn’t writing about drowning half the population, he bboys and edits the text of mediocre comic books. He has a hate-hate relationship with Princeton University, where he graduated from the department of English in June.
Speaks No Evil
Role: Writer, Bad Influence
Known Aliases: Mute Monkey, Gerard Grayson, Shanmu
Bio: The second writer to join the team, Sam Lagow is an expert at pretending to be an expert. Currently a junior at Purchase College’s Department of Literature, where he studies the skills essential to his future purge of My Little Pony’s fanbase.
Hears No Evil
Role: Writer, Herald of the Old Ones
Known Aliases: Deaf Monkey
Bio: The third musketeer, Josh Crawford specializes in madness, media commentary, and madness. Currently studying Creative Writing at Hunter College, until he gets bored.
Contact: Twitter, Smoke signals.