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Ever wondered what epic poetry written by a mental patient would look like? Here's your chance.

The inevitable.

A fake news story: something the internet has never seen before.

The plot thickens, and then curdles. Wraps up issue one.

An indispensable guide on being the worst person you can be.

There's something wrong with you people.

A heartwarming Christmas tale.

What was the plan?

Behold, the literary tale of a company based on evil. And stock options. And evil.